This is the true story of how Bubbe, my Jewish grandma, gave me the sex talk when I was just ten years old. After all the troubles she saw her two sons go through, she was determined to save me from all the no-account girls out there. Girls who would all too soon be after me, her adorable, brilliant grandson.
Before long everyone in our household became involved in my no-holds-barred sex education. Unconventional and embarrassing as it was, it helped make me the man I am today. A very lucky man.